Early Bird Joker Mugs

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

A pony throws its rider.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'Good morning!'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'