Early Bird Provocateur Mugs

"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'