Poultry Provocateur Mugs

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

'We need more cake shows!'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

Headless Chicken picking out chief in a line up

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"We can't break the laws of nature, the workers can only lay a maximum of one egg a day: To increase production, you need to recruit..."

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

"Our scientists may have discovered that we once had extra body parts."

"What a traitor! It is supposed to be a well-guarded secret covered by a non-disclosure agreement..."

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"