Poultry Prodigy Mugs

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Little chef.

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Baseball Dreams

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Who's Next ?"

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Where the hens lay hard boiled eggs