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And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Little chef.

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Baseball Dreams

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Who's Next ?"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Where the hens lay hard boiled eggs

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'