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"You've taught him to speak so well, he's now fluent in 3 languages."

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

Rage.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Still on your left."

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.