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Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"Making up words for my crossword puzzle is almost harder than simply doing it correctly."

"Your application notes you're a grand master. How long have you played chess?"

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"

GP fined £3,700 for 'short consultations'.

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"It'll take him that long to finish it!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Day 42 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Rage.

Light Bulb Moment

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I tested very high in playing."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Still on your left."

"Tip my boy."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Ludwig Van Beethoven