Pondering Prodigy T-Shirts

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Baseball Dreams

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Why are we here?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

Cleaner and sculpture

Man with a big question

Think Tank.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"