Pondering Prodigy Gifts

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I love your work!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Baseball Dreams

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Why are we here?"

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Think Tank.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Man with a big question

Cleaner and sculpture

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."