Putting Prodigy Gifts

Where golfers come from.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Wicked slice, Stanley

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Baseball Dreams

Tee for Two!

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Golf

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"To be or not to be."

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Rory McIlroy

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy