Planting Prodigy Gifts

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Engineer on the move.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Baseball Dreams

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"What're you in for?"

"To be or not to be."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

'You should have called me sooner.'