Planting Provocateur Gifts

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'We need more cake shows!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Michelangelo!'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

Pro-life Executioner

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

End of Life Counselling

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

the spitting cactus...

Offensive cartooning