Planting Provocateur T-Shirts

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

'We need more cake shows!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Michelangelo!'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Pro-life Executioner

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

End of Life Counselling

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

the spitting cactus...

Offensive cartooning