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'What luck!'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Gardener

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'In Love'

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"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Sulk Shows

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bees v Wasps

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."