Provocateurs T-Shirts

Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cave Painter

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Offensive cartooning

Trump the Banana Republican.

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Trump

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Writer's Block.

"Would I blow smoke?"

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

Sadie, have you ever known any real-life heroes? Depends. Do you mean "known" in the biblical sense? Because if so, I have quite a few stories to tell. But they're not for those with delicate sensibilities. I retract the question. Would you like to know what both George S. Patton and Mahatma Gandhi had in common? No, I really wouldn't.