Provocative Communicator T-Shirts

American Sign Language

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Time for speeches

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Communication

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

The Limits of Satire

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

I think I have too many apps.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"That's very controversial!"

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Trump

Jesus Trump

Emoticon Prison.

Offensive cartooning

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

Art Gallery.