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'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Tank color choices.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

Rehab is for quitters.

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

"Would I blow smoke?"

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"I became a vegetarian just to annoy people."