Poetic Provocateur T-Shirts

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

'We need more cake shows!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Pro-life Executioner

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

End of Life Counselling

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Writer's Block.

'Consumer Society'

The World Ignoring the Refugee Crisis

Kindergarten Cop

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"