Poetic Provocateur T-Shirts

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'We need more cake shows!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

Pro-life Executioner

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

End of Life Counselling

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Writer's Block.

'Consumer Society'

The World Ignoring the Refugee Crisis

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"