Publishing Provocateurs T-Shirts

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cave Painter

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Offensive cartooning

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

Writer's Block.

"Would I blow smoke?"

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

Slut Magazine inbox and outboxes.

Sadie, have you ever known any real-life heroes? Depends. Do you mean "known" in the biblical sense? Because if so, I have quite a few stories to tell. But they're not for those with delicate sensibilities. I retract the question. Would you like to know what both George S. Patton and Mahatma Gandhi had in common? No, I really wouldn't.