Publishing Provocateurs Gifts

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cave Painter

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Offensive cartooning

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Writer's Block.

"Would I blow smoke?"

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

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