Gentle Provocateurs Gifts

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Pro-life Executioner

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

End of Life Counselling

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Writer's Block.

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

'Consumer Society'

Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives

Kindergarten Cop

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'