Artistic Provocateurs Gifts

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Tank color choices.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

"Would I blow smoke?"

Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

Rehab is for quitters.

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'