Party Provocateur Gifts

"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Cave Painter

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'We need more cake shows!'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Offensive cartooning

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

Writer's Block.

Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"Would I blow smoke?"

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