Party Provocateur Pillows

"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Cave Painter

'We need more cake shows!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Offensive cartooning

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Writer's Block.

Slut Magazine inbox and outboxes.

'He was discussing politics, religion and sex.'

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"