Privacy Provocateur Pillows

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

GDPR compliant

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"We need to be careful."

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'