'I thoght they might like some privacy.'
Privacy Promoter Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their home decor with pillows that celebrate privacy, featuring clever slogans and cozy designs that welcome a sense of personal space.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Too crowded. Let's go."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Privacy Conference Security
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Police Statetion
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'More government surveillance!'
Privacy - Surveillance
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
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Privacy Promoter Mugs
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