Identity Protection Promoter Pillows

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

AIDS prevention

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'Can't say. It's private.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

Pride

"Actually, it's Paul E."

'Please take this flyer.'