Identity Protection Promoter Pillows

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

Just Another Sloe News Day

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

At that moment Spartacus realized he was the victim of identity theft.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

AIDS prevention

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

'Can't say. It's private.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will h

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

Pride

"Partnerships work well if you know how to get along."

Less Summer More Love

"Actually, it's Paul E."

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'