Identity Protector Pillows

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"That is my personal data, but it is a case of identity theft!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"People were steal his ideas"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Hidden Facebook Features

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?