Identity Guardian Pillows

"This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft..."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Christopher Isherwood

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Who am I?'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

Bribery

Copyright is aways right

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

'Can't say. It's private.'

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

TransINSECTuals

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will h

Wikileaks- Julian Assange.

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"Does any of them look like the man who stole your identity?"

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

"Actually, it's Paul E."

Uncle Sam is a Pedophile

"You can't call me a mongrel anymore- it's not PC. These days I'm a hybrid."

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."