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"This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft..."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Who am I?'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

Copyright is aways right

Bribery

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

'Can't say. It's private.'

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

"Does any of them look like the man who stole your identity?"

"You can't call me a mongrel anymore- it's not PC. These days I'm a hybrid."

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

It's the new internet copyright security program.

"Actually, it's Paul E."