Identity Keeper T-Shirts

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Is this who I am?"

Mother's Love

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"Adolescencia"

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Librarian.

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

"Sorry, Dad."

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"