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'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Keep a lid on it!'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'