Secret Identity Keeper T-Shirts

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'You know too much!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'