Secrets Keeper T-Shirts

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Ambitions... to be able to keep a secret"

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Secret sweetie drawer...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."