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'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."