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'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'You know too much!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'