Secret Keeper Society Gifts

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Secret sweetie drawer...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'