Celebrating the art of discretion and surprise? Our collection for secret keeper enthusiasts features witty designs perfect for those who cherish confidentiality and trust. Find stylish mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their love for keeping secrets, with playful cartoons that bring a smile. Whether it's for a close friend or a secret-keeping colleague, these thoughtfully crafted items make delightful tokens of appreciation and humor.
You cannot tell anybody what I'm about to tell you. Fear not. I'm the keeper of many secrets. People confide in me because I'm big. They trust a large man. Really? That's what I tell people. Well, you are large. So let's begin. I've no clue why that works.
'You know too much!'
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.
"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
"There's something I have to tell you."
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."
'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'
'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'
"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"
Secret sweetie drawer...
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'
"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
"Can you keep a secret?"
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"
"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
Company Ink.
I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret
"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"
M16 Code-breakers office
'Keep a lid on it!'
Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).
'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!
"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."
"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"
'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'
'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'
The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.
'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'
Explore our collection of secret keeper mugs for humorous and charming designs that celebrate those who love keeping secrets.
Find the ideal pillow for secret keepers, featuring fun and clever cartoons that add humor and comfort to any space.
Decorate your space with our secret keeper prints, showcasing witty cartoons that honor trust, discretion, and a sense of humor in style.
Discover our playful secret keeper T-shirts, perfect for showcasing their love for surprises and confidentiality with witty cartoon designs.