Secret Keepers Gifts

Confidential loan company: "No."

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

'The door is to your left, sir. That's a closet...'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"My grades will get better. I discovered some potentially embarrassing things about my teacher."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

'Really Julie? Never? Well, that got under the radar!'

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'At the tone the time will be 3:15 P.M., the temperature will be 84F and your next door neighbor will be sleeping with your wife.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'...Yes, and he's here to 'out' you. It's your secret gay lover.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"We're you really supposed to be in the 1980 Olympics, Sadie?"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? How do I tell my wife I'm not who she thinks I am? Excellent questions. It reminds me of the time I palled around with a homely lady back in the '50s. She was one heck of a dancer, but she was secretive guarded. The more I pried into her secrets, the more paranoid she grew. "Somebody's spying on me," she said. "It could be anyone." ... I read that in her diary. If you ask me, that Jo McCarthy was a real basket case. Um ... What did I call you about?

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'