Crafty Secret Keepers Gifts

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'