Secrets Keeper Gifts

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Ambitions... to be able to keep a secret"

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Secret sweetie drawer...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."