Secrets Seeker Gifts

Insider Information.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Paranormal A-Z...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'You know too much!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crab with a clown face.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Sweet surprise.

New York Netherworld