Seeker Of Secrets Gifts

Another day, another conquest

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

A magician walks through a door with a sign on it Society Of Magicians.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Reading the Leaves.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'