Ancient Secrets Sleuth Gifts

"Stuff the artist never wanted anyone to see is in the back."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

Two men converse secretively

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

Basil Rathbone Caricature

...and I see the catering is sorted.