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"Stuff the artist never wanted anyone to see is in the back."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Two men converse secretively

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

Basil Rathbone Caricature

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Another day, another conquest