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"Psst...quick -- check how long a Bible guy named Methuselah lived."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Well did he?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

Net Zero Superstitions

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Conflicting Reports

The Banana Crime

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."