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"I'm from the Bible - a new publication - and we'd like your first hand account of this event."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Pyramid catflap...

Downloads.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Book Lovers in Richmond

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction