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Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

CIA report

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Harry S. Truman

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Well did he?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."