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"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Descartes's Demon

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

"Let's not be racist, we'll exchange pleasantries and bid them farewell, what could possibly go wrong?"

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

Explorers find cave painting of tanks vs deer.

Ancestry tracing service agency using a time machine.

"We've removed the hint of Colonialism."

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

France.

CIA report

'I think we just located the very first campaign finance reform bill.'

Harry S. Truman

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

'You DO believe me..don't you?'

Gravediggers/Body Snatchers.

North Korea

"You wanted to sell Obama's senate seat and pocket the money!"

'Oh crap... Job Creators.'

Jean de Joinville

The Oil of Iran

Russian bombers in California

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Well he researched his family tree and discovered he was the dead wood."

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

Pricey Antiques. . . Just Plain Junk

Sanctions for Russia

Ukraine Chasm

Hungarian-Russian Relations

The abduction of Europa

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Victorian Office

Excerpts from the Comey memos

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK