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"Hey, Honey! I think this gadget finally paid off."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

CIA report

"It is we."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Harry S. Truman

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"...it's another metal detector."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Hoxton map.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.