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Doomsday Clock

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Servicemen.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Moses' Tablet

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"It is we."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"